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Reblogged from labellerien
The first thing you should know about me is that I’m a whore.
In a world of children in bikinis and grandmothers in fuck me boots, the surest way to tell a prostitute is to look for the woman in the designer suit. Locate the lifts. Glide past reception. Look like you know where you’re going. Walk quickly. Don’t attract too much attention. Be fabulous but forgettable.
You should also know that this isn’t the real me.
